Tuesday, March 6

The Angina Monologues

You win. I can't type I am chuckling so hard.

The fifteen mostly odd posts over the course of four hours, I mean honestly people, there must be some joke I am missing here because this is really too much. Amuzing Goat is now posting in four part harmony with special guest soloist Sweaty Pickle joining in. And it always starts the same. The new character will ask a question about finding the OVCC by accident and being offended or confused by something. Then the Quadgoatplegic will respond with some stupid charges of hatred of women or how we are so wrong about an issue that we resort to name calling or how we are not fair or finally, how she just doesn't understand why the OVCC posters have such an obsession with some lady named Music Note. My goodness, she should write for King of the Hill, seriously. There is at least a full TV season of comedy in those posts.

You explain your obvious lie by creating a person named Blue Eyes that you never met, who was turned on to the OverlandChat from the original Blue Eyes that have met. I guess you also believe that your teenage son was spending all that time in the lavatory using the toilet. Just stop lying or go over to a local grade school and get some continuing education from the kids

SATURDAY, MARCH 10, 2007,
MANDERIN HOUSE
,
5:00 PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME

Music Note, Bear63114, Fine Wine, Blue Eyes I and Blue Eyes II are invited to dine with Mr. G.C. Whitefolks. If any two of you show up, all of you win the $5,000.00 each. I must make one caveat and that is that Blues Eyes I and Blue Eyes II will only count as 1/2 of a persona towards winning the money.

This will also be a sort of dinner theatre experience. I will be reading passages from my forthcoming book, Collected Works of Gravy Crane Durham: The OVCC Years, for all to enjoy.

Sweaty you can come too, but I am only buying you one entre. I know what your thinking.

33 Comments:

Blogger New Girl in Town said...

Gull darn it!!! Just when I wanted to check on Goat's latest persona (da bear), the board is not available. Spyhound pay your bill so we can have our comic relief.

4:51 AM  
Blogger onelayer said...

This is off the subject, but today in the post Norm Parish is at it again. There is a very nice piece about the Log Cabin in the metro section.

Wonder if Fanniedipping has the blue prints to the cabin also.

5:39 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

Gravy, that's classic.
Maybe there is a lie counter on the other sight. After you tell so many twisted truths, the site shuts down!

6:02 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

twolayer,
Don't let the outgoing Mayor know the cabin is there, she will try to sell it to pay for trash.
da bear,da bear, what kind of bear are you? This is funny stuff!
I'm a LION BEAR!!! My fingers are typing, I'm lying!

6:08 AM  
Blogger New Girl in Town said...

Question. What the hell was the name of that guy, Purzner RN, wanted to place in the Ward 3 vacant seat? Why is this character not running as a candidate for ward 3? We know Mz. Peggy already lost, due to Owenswig's endorsement. Mz. Peggy must be pissed Owenswig endorsed her publicly; or is she stupid enough to think that helped her? Or could it be possible, the ORT don’t like Mz. Peggy, so Owenswig endorsed her knowing it would make her lose? ( and yes, Goat Blue Lies, I know Mz. s/b Ms. )

6:22 AM  
Blogger Hairy Richee said...

I believe it must be if a single computer logs in as over 5 posters, the site shuts down.

Gravy, I agree with your post. It all starts the same with the ridiculous introduction and loaded question. Followed by the greetings from her other personalities. I can't even imagine the time it must take and RAM used to log on, log off, log on, log off etc. Then comes the "warning" about those nasty folks over on some other site. Funny thing about that, why would the new person even know or care about some other site? Why would you warn a new poster about a rogue bunch of vicious posters on a DIFFERENT site. Since there are only a handful of posters in the Overland Chat site (and we suspect that there only may be 2) the person would have no way of even knowing the the superior OVCC site even exists!

In the end I guess we owe her/them a thanks for letting the "new" folks know about out superior site. Interesting that not a single one of the "new" folks ever show up at the superior site. Wonder what else they may all have in common?

I realize that this factual post will only draw the vitriolic response of the Blue eyed whining musical bear-goat but I hope this time she avoids claiming that Harry Ritchie married his mother.

7:01 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

NGIT,
She tried to put 3 people in the empty seat.
1.Applegate( I think)
2.George Blondin(4 or 5 times)
3.Karen West
My theory, It's a lot more work and a lot more costly to run for the seat than it is to have some one give it to you. I just hope Mrs. Keller knows that you are judged by the company you keep.
I personally wish her well.

7:18 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

Question for ngit,
What ward are you in?

7:23 AM  
Blogger New Girl in Town said...

c3missile,

Thank you....that's it...Blondin.

Ms. Keller chose to hang with hoods and liars; hence she must have a common interest. Why on earth would Peggy Keller choose to have a liar, forger and perjurer, as an endorser for her candidacy, unless she is of the same ilk?

I’m from ward 3 (I suck…LOL), so I’m sure glad I got the heads up on Ms. Peggy.

7:29 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

I'm in ward 3 also, and proud of it.
I have met a lot of good people in ward 3. It's amazing how a common cause can bring people together and unite them.

7:48 AM  
Blogger New Girl in Town said...

I thought that was a, Wino Goat Blue Lies Bear thing, about Ward 3 people sucking...or they suck or suckers...chit I don't know.

Black is beautiful baby!!!
Kill Whitey!! (not to be confused with white gravy)
Cinco de Mayo
Cesar Chavez Drive
White Power
Power to the People
Rainbows everywhere
We are the World.

Man oh Man....did I cover everything? Did you get all that Goat and company?

8:25 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

mr. whitefolks,

I understood your intention, responding to the statement on the other site and appreciated you defending ward 3 in your own individualistic fashion( to coin a phrase from Asher, a.k.a. Smash).

8:40 AM  
Blogger John Moyle said...

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8:43 AM  
Blogger John Moyle said...

Recently a video I shot of the Overland Budget Committee Meeting of 02/22/07 was featured on Councilman Knode's web site.

Though I have no issue with others using content from The Overland Examiner there are some simple requirements to do so that Councilman Knode (or whomever manages his web site) failed to follow.

You can read about this situation in detail here. That article includes a link to the video in question (as well as a link to where it originally appears on my site) and links to other sites relevant to the issue.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Say It Aint So said...

I ran into one of my Lion Club friends and they told me that Tom Sellers declined in January to debate Mary Beth Conlon at the debate on March 14th. What a coward. He said he would not come at all. Oh he's wants to be the councilman but refuses to come to a debate. Pure ORT at its best.

3:08 PM  
Blogger onelayer said...

C3,

I'm not worried about the mayor selling the cabin, she probably doesn't even know it's there. Plus there isn't enough land to sell off to do any of her friends any good.

Of course, there might be enough for a small nursing home, if you know of any experienced people that would be interested in managing it.

3:37 PM  
Blogger onelayer said...

Has anyone heard if Knode or Keller or going to show? Karr from ward 4 said she would be there.

3:39 PM  
Blogger c3missile said...

say it aint so,

It does not suprise me. A year ago, none of the ORT showed up. It's put on by the League of Women Voters, and the Mayor was advertising she was a member of that organization. It's truly sad, to care so little about the people you say your looking out for!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

MusicGoatBluebBear has been hospitalized. I believe she may have been diagnosed with the not-very-contagious but tough to get rid of "Adult Onset Brown's Syndrome" A very rare disease these days that we are hoping to eradicate in April

9:24 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

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9:33 AM  
Blogger c3missile said...

mr. whitefolks

Maybe your final offer for the meal/money drove them into reality overload. This could be a way of getting out of it and blaming it on a lack of communication. Or maybe they had a reality check and figured shut down the 2 computers, send home the 2 posters and 6 personalities and pack it in.

9:37 AM  
Blogger John Moyle said...

We haven't seen SPYDOG post is quite some time there. I was my understanding that he was responsible for that site. I guess it is possible that he could have called it quits. If that is the case then I am sure it is only a matter of time before one of the posters on OverlandChat establishes their own forum.

However, if memory serves, this happens semi-regularly. It probably takes a few days to process a payment so I imagine we will see OverlandChat up again in a day or two.

10:40 AM  
Blogger New Girl in Town said...

Sailor,
You are right, this has happened several times in the past. Maybe they have to make sure the check clears before they reinstate the site...hee hee.
Oh well it was fun while it lasted, poor spyhound was paying for our free entertainment/comic relief.

Sybil-Wino Blue Lies Music Bear Goat, can't your several personalities at least come up with a dollar each to help out old spyhound.....then I'm sure Sourasspickles can scrape up a couple bucks and how about Dannyinfector.... isn't he good for a dime or two?

11:59 AM  
Blogger Hairy Richee said...

Welcome to our site Bear! Watch out for those evil posters over on the other site.

Hey, by the way, does anyone know why the pool at Legion Park closed?

12:19 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

From the Post-Dispatch, Charleytown column. You really cannot make this stuff up:

Dear Charleytown: St. Charles gains a $1.2 million windfall and our elected officials, looking out for their self-interest and the approaching election, start handing out the goodies. That's called pandering to us voters while ignoring frugal fiscal stewardship of our city's finances. Thus, we have a Council of Pander Bears. Rather than placing that $1.2 million in the city's general fund and then having open discussion and debate over how best to use this money for the betterment of the entire city, this council misuses it by doling it out like a bunch of Chicago ward heelers.

Charleytown response: I'm really peeved at my councilman. I'm not getting a free trash can like those in the 3rd Ward, where Councilman Mark Brown is spending $49,030 of his $109,090 "discretionary fund" to give about 1,100 households free rolling trash cans. Then again, maybe my councilman can supply a six-pack of beer to every registered voter on April 1, two days before the election.

12:21 PM  
Blogger New Girl in Town said...

TEST

I swear to God Mike

12:40 PM  
Blogger John Moyle said...

Hey WhiteGravy, If I come to the Manderin House this Saturday can I get $5000.00?

I guess not since I have already outed myself over at The Overland Examiner. I don't think it is really fair that people willing to stand behind what they say with their real name and face are cut out of this opportunity.

We could always use another sponsor over there ya know.

:-)

12:40 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I personally don't believe MUSICNOTE is BLUE EYES but, I do believe BLUE EYES is BEAR63114. Does that make sense?

12:57 PM  
Blogger New Girl in Town said...

You got to be kidding with this crap???? Oh brother!!!!

Bear63114 please don't play the dummy act.....it's been done way too often. Kind of like a bubble gum pop record, it's over played.
Try to be original for ONCE.

1:14 PM  
Blogger bear63114 said...

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1:29 PM  
Blogger John Moyle said...

Whoever Music Note, Blue Eyes 1, Blue Eyes 2, Fine Wine, etc are is debatable (and I personally could care less).

However, one thing they all seem to have in common is that they refuse to recognize that the Mayor made more than a few simple mistakes. Mayor Ann Purzner violated the law multiple times (as StL County Courts have ruled) each of which has cost the City of Overland 10s of 1000s of Dollars.

For example, the City was just hit with the first legal bill for the suit where the Police Officers had to sue the City because the Mayor illegally pulled their promotions and raises (which she never properly vetoed). That was 23,000,00 or so. When She lost the Sunshine Law case the City was ordered to pay the legal bills of the plaintiffs, which were in excess of $16,000 (no idea what Mr. Rudman charged the city). And the list goes on and on.

At what point will they realize that services like "City Paid" Trash are impossible to regain when the Mayor of the City is causing all available revenues to be spent on Attorneys and Damage Awards?

1:44 PM  
Blogger Say It Aint So said...

Thanks to OVCC Blog I don't know about you but I just couldn't BEAR it anymore. As JD said when they infiltrated before to paraphrase democracy at its finest.

Now off with their heads.

3:49 PM  
Blogger c3missile said...

TEST

6:08 PM  

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