What’s happening at ORT headquarters
Friends, gather round—for I am about to provide you a peek inside the secret world of the ORT.
8:00
Overland Watch publisher’s meeting
Agenda:
- Check RFT for contact names and numbers of escort services and find-a-dates that could possibly also advertise in OW.
- Find way to spin recent power outages as Herman’s fault.
- Article on impending doom of the Majority Four when they miss three meetings.
- Owensby and Knode promise public notice advertising from the city.
- Sellers wakes up to agree.
- Call Localite and taunt them that they will soon be out of business.
- Check if Lion’s Club wants to place another ad.
- Pickles asks to be highlighted in next issue as ‘Non-Resident of the Month’
- Sellers wakes up to agree.
9:00
Snack break to eat some of the leftover donations from power outage.
10:00
Internet discussion group.
Agenda:
- Using multiple names to give appearance that Ann has more than 5 supporters.
- The “Ann won” strategy when losing an online argument
- How to effectively use baseless accusations
- Self-promotion
11:30
Lunch at Mandarin House.
Charge tab to favored trash company.
1:30
Another snack break, more leftovers.
Overheard comment “Frozen pizzas just aren’t as good from the microwave.”
3:00
Meeting with lawyers.
Agenda: discuss how to use photos of community center floor in upcoming hearing.
3:30
Pre-supper snack.
Pickles provides a demonstration of her mastery of the PBJ.
4:00
Making plans to drive by city-hall protestors and moon them.
My sources? Well, I know a friendly ghost or two who has privy to such happenings. Of course, I may not have gotten all the details.
Are there any ghosts or others who may have additional insight? Please feel free to share.
posted by suzyjax at 3:41 PM
16 Comments:
Maybe DANNYINSPECTOR (dubbed the Flying Monkey by Twolayer), will deliver the Overland Crotch Watch Rag. He can fly from house to house.
twolayer....I'm still laughing about the Flying Monkey deal. It just struck me as so funny.
I noticed there were a lot of food breaks on the itinerary. I wonder who demanded that? You only have one guess :-)
DON Pardo will announce what the winner gets.
Oh, I fogot the "How to insult" meeting run by Pickles.
Let's see her mastery:
1) Call someone a woman.
Reference: Calling Joe, Josephine.
Must be a lot of self-loathing there, since pickles is a woman herself.
2) "You're on foodstamps".
Last heard: Pickles told NGIT she was on food stamps.
Previous last hearing: The Iveland playground in 1975!
Suzyjax, Yeah I saw that....LOL
Poor misunderstood Sweetpickles. All she wants to do is feed the poor. More like feed her poor self, which is very obvious. I'll bet delivering those pizza's was the most rubbing her thighs got in a long time.
I just adore a Penthouse view, darling I love you but give me Park Avenue.
Another note on Sweetpickles' attempt at saying I get food stamps. Is that supposed to be a cutting remark? Is Sweetpickles saying people who get food stamps are to be ridiculed?
Thanks be to God I don't have to be on Food Stamps. Why does Sweetpickles look down on those that do?
Maybe it is latent jealousy, that she wishes she could get food stamps to subsidize her food budget that must put her in debt from the amount she eats.
New girl in town,
I'll be keeping my eyes on the sky for the next couple of weeks to see who swoops by. And keep a really big umbrella for the crap he's going to drop.
It's a bird, it's plane NO it's Flying monkey.
LOL, Twolayer......you can bet it will be infectous waste that, Danny the Flying Monkey, will drop. I wonder if DANNY inspected his HANDS today for hair on his palms? Or did he go blind? I believe those are old wives tales.
Fact or fiction?.....only a flying monkey would know.
Guy, no need to wonder about that, it is obvious DANNY the Flying Monkey has diarrhea of the mouth.
He is only trying to be like his Mentor, the Mayor Con.
Just read the members post and oh my lord did Danny Boy/girl/monkey/missing link go to far, there was absolutely no call for that.
You are owed an apology. I know things can get testy on the post but there is NO need for that.
And as far as I'm concerned no longer a need to respond to any post IT puts out.
Yes, but will SPYDOG ban him as he should? And, more importantly, will he ban his/her various other usernames (i.e. Hands, JerryInspector).
Twolayer, yes DANNYMONKEY did go too far with the "C" word, along with other filth. But it is just a word. I didn't hurt my feelings coming from scum like that. Now if my better half called me that, I would be hurt and pissed and he would be sent packing. I don't think a flying monkey has the capacity to know right from wrong. Just look at DANNYMONKEY'S friends he keeps, Purzner, Pickles, SNOOPDOG, Owenswig etc. That should explain his intestine's working backwards.
And of course Sweetpickles and Music Note defend and stand by DANNYISPECTOR-MONKEY. That says enough in itself.
Oh lordy. Pickles is complaining that the lowly residents of Overland are invading her private time. She is complaining that she went out to eat and a "no fan of Ann" was there. And, gasp, another in the parking lot.
Does she think that all of these places are for her and the ORT only?
Oh wait. Maybe she once again thinks she is being stalked.
Mr. Chairman, Women haters and men that are cowards, often refer to women with the "C" word.
Sweetpickles is obviously not happy with herself, hence she endorses the "C" word, and most likely feels she is not worthy of any better. I have this feeling the men in her life have called her the "C" word often, so she is used to it.
Music flip-flop, flip-flop, here we go again, what part of your brain is dead. That word was no more a typo then you pretending you do not like to flip-flop. And you a mother & correct me but a grandmother too. How can you look in the mirror.
I will no longer ask what you mean or what you stand for you have made it quite clear. You are no better then the rest of them.
And as far as Sweaty how can she be so kind and giving and let everyone know how good she is one moment and turn so fast.
This Overland Sailor is what I was talking about there is only as far as I'm concerned black or white when it comes to this. These people have no gray area nor do they want one. Music, Sweaty, Danny the mayor etc. they have all proved that. They will smile and bite you in the ass as soon as you turn. And they are proud of it. Sweaty is not only ugly on the outside she is ugly on the inside. They all are.
These people do not know how to tell the truth and never will.
New girl in town,
I do agree with you that it is only a word when looking at the source.
Monkey Boy you apparently have problems that go way back. Did you not get called over when playing Red Rover, Red Rover we DON'T want Monkey Boy over. Last one to get pick for kick ball, bench warmer, acne, no date for the prom, didn't get asked to the Sadie Hawkins dance or vice versa get turned down what was it that has made you so hateful. Tell momma all about it I'll be more then happy to listen it will make you feel better.
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