Can you sm-e-e-e--l-l-l-l what the wig... Is cooking? 145 and counting
Witnessed in the parking lot...
A very upset Kenneth "the rock" Owensby upon being confronted by a resident who asked where he was two weeks ago turned and told her that the residents of Overland need to stop making the city look bad. When the resident pushed back that it was the council not the residents Owensby channeled the rock by declaring..."If you got a problem, just bring it."
I think if there had not been so many police officers in the parking lot we would have seen Owensby's toupee ripped off.
But more importantly
RECOUNT DAY
in approximately 30 minutes the recount starts. By lunch we should know how the balance of power rests in Overland.
A very upset Kenneth "the rock" Owensby upon being confronted by a resident who asked where he was two weeks ago turned and told her that the residents of Overland need to stop making the city look bad. When the resident pushed back that it was the council not the residents Owensby channeled the rock by declaring..."If you got a problem, just bring it."
I think if there had not been so many police officers in the parking lot we would have seen Owensby's toupee ripped off.
But more importantly
RECOUNT DAY
in approximately 30 minutes the recount starts. By lunch we should know how the balance of power rests in Overland.
posted by John Doe at 6:57 AM
15 Comments:
OMG !!! Does Owenswig use Crazy Glue to secure that rug? I think it is permiating his skull and causing brain damage.
THAT JACK - A$$ IS BLAMING THE RESIDENTS OF OVERLAND FOR HIS STUPID ACTIONS? WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP.
"Just bring it."
You better watch out, I have seen Ken use that thing as a weapon. He will wip it off and throw it like Odd Job did in that Bond movie. I saw him cut the head off a statue with it. Then, it automatically returned to his head ala boomerang style.
I may start conspiracy to free the wig from Ken's head. No Ken does not use glue. Ken had a velcro strip installed in his dome for easy access and on-the-fly allignments.
It looked to me that he strapped that thing to his head and then styled the with an electric iron.
New girl did we talk last night about community center rental or as that just another fiery "malcontent"?
John Doe, no that wasn't me.
John Doe, where were you sitting last night or standing? I was in the second to last row at the far wall, right of the new's cameras. I sat next to a man that was so funny. He said "oh look, here comes Queen Ann and her Court Jesters". I busted a gut on that one. I stood up every now and then to look out the window at the crowd outside.
if it had been I was going to say it was nice talking to you and we need to plot more together, but then again it is nice talking to you and we need to plot more together...
I was one of the untouchable caste that had to remain outside the temple doors.
Hee Hee..."the temple doors". That sums it up....LOL
Sweaty Pickle gave MBC a nickname,"Marry Man". Wow Sweaty, you have the creativity of.....well...A Sweaty Pickle.
You really got over.
And Candidate Spydog used the term dyke. Double Wow. At least I think that is what he said. He is sort of hard to follow. Maybe English is a second language for him.
"Me think you be like girl who like girl me think you are can be", Spydog
Well the cat is out of the proverbial bag for me. These folks are simply ignorant.
Question for Spydog.
Me spydog you, question ask you for answered be to. Many how times kicked ass your by someone dyke think you be might is. Anwser zero no if can, could we watch MBC kick your ass? You to do think maybe can meeting council day before some?
Please reply!
NewsFlash
Overland, Missouri
5/22/2006
AP NewsWire
Gravy Crane Durham Reporting
In a bold and stunning move, Ken Owensby's toupee announced its candidacy for the aldermanic seat left open as a result of Ann Purzner's election as Mayor.
The Toupe went on to say that although spending all of his time with Ken, he should not be thought of as Owensby's running-mate.
Planning to run as an independent the toupee stated, "I always have been and always will be my own rug. Although very close to Ken's opinions while astride his head, I make my own decisions solely on the facts. I hope I can count on your support during this campaign."
There you have it. More stunning events in Overland. Stay tuned, we will keep you posted of any further developments.
Gravy Crane Durham reporting from Overland.
Spydog, simply a horrible wretch of a man for writing such cowardly words on the Overland Chat about Ms. Conlon. There is nothing satirical about his thoughts.
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Un fricking beleivable....whoa
p.s. passive / aggressiv if you can smell-la-la-la what the New Girl is Cookin'
Sometimes things come along that put evrything in perspective, those moments when you realize there are higher powers. Like tonight, Salsa Dancing at the Holiday Inn in Chico, CA, only $5. Suddenly, all of this madness in Overland didn't seem so bad.
I have to think that Purz-snatcher has to be against the Senate bill making English the "official" language of the USA. I still am not sure what her first language is but i know she is against it.
By the way, I need to clean up the glossary that Scoop was kind to leave the other night. "Herman Munster" is not Tolen but is, in fact, Bob HERMAN. For those of you keeping score, Tolen is referred to as "Jackie Childs". Your cooperation is appreciated.
Lastly, although I can appreciate "skid-mark", it is rather academic. I would like to nominate "Tu-Wong" as his official moniker.
I will be back be the end of the week. At that time, I will unleash the info.
As Owenswig said "Just glue it"
You know it would be such just desserts if they did what you propose, Overland Native. Only because Marky Mark just did the same thing in St. Charles. Or was it St Peters? I get all those cities mixed up.
The Scoop,
I posted almost verbatim, on the overlandchat earlier, about the chip girl.
Great minds think alike. :-)
Some people have NO COUTH.
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