stalking? 154 and counting

Well Sweetpickles accused me of stalking her on the overlandchat.com. Let me retort...
Sweetpickles a group of starving dogs wouldn't stalk you if you had a porterhouse steak tied around your neck. I could not care less about you. If you were not an outsider sticking your nose in Overland city politics I probably would have never learned of your existence. You are below notice to me.
I dare you to take that piece of paper to the police. In fact as I challenged you on the other site I will meet you at the county police HQ and if they find that my statement that you rented a chair from the Browns equals your statement that I supposedly followed you then I will gladly let them process me and I will fight it in the courts. But if they find that your statement is nothing more then the crackpot statement of a person with the reading skills of a 6 year old then you must A) Quit posting to Overland websites.
B) Get out of Overland politics.
C) Go to the library and pick up a couple of books on reading comprehension...