Good God You Are an Idiot
As I have clearly disclosed throughout my posting career, Gravy Crane Durham, Mr. Whitefolks, 46&2 as well as the occasional Ellen G. White are the same person. I first joined the fray under Gravy Crane Durham. John Doe graciously invited SuzyJax and I to help administer postings as he was going to be occupied with personal business. I wanted to change my handle to not confuse my OVCC work with my Nothing Butt Truth content. When using Blogger, only the original administrator is allowed to change names of contributors therefore I could not replace Gravy with Mr. Whitefolks. Only John Doe can make that change. So at the time, I fully disclosed that I was posting under the above mentioned handles eventually settling on Mr. Whitefolks.
Now dammit Goat, start paying attention while your attention still has a span to hold. Your thinking is so narrow and ill-informed that you rarely actually "get the joke" and rebut statements that have nothing to do with the point of the original argument. Now after a year of postings you have the sudden revelation that Gravy and Mr. Whitefolks are the same person. Is there some sort of Rube Goldberg contraption operating the thoughts echoing through your skull?
Now for anyone with greater than three synapses firing during any one day, none of the aforementioned is a surprise. Regardless of whether they read the original disclosures they would know I am the same person because I write in the same style, comment on similar subjects and produce equally entertaining content, satire and opinion. It is nearly impossible for a person to develop good writing skills over the course of a life-time and also master the ability to hide those skills in their writing. The manner in which we write is as stubborn a thing to change as changing one's personality. No matter how hard you try or how talented your deception, you will eventually surface because unfortunately, you can't help but to be you.
It should be tediously clear to all, and a bit redundant to the sentient; Gravy, Whitey and E. Whitey are all creations of little ole me and I have never represented otherwise.
I swear to God, Mike.
Your turn Goat.
Now dammit Goat, start paying attention while your attention still has a span to hold. Your thinking is so narrow and ill-informed that you rarely actually "get the joke" and rebut statements that have nothing to do with the point of the original argument. Now after a year of postings you have the sudden revelation that Gravy and Mr. Whitefolks are the same person. Is there some sort of Rube Goldberg contraption operating the thoughts echoing through your skull?
Now for anyone with greater than three synapses firing during any one day, none of the aforementioned is a surprise. Regardless of whether they read the original disclosures they would know I am the same person because I write in the same style, comment on similar subjects and produce equally entertaining content, satire and opinion. It is nearly impossible for a person to develop good writing skills over the course of a life-time and also master the ability to hide those skills in their writing. The manner in which we write is as stubborn a thing to change as changing one's personality. No matter how hard you try or how talented your deception, you will eventually surface because unfortunately, you can't help but to be you.
It should be tediously clear to all, and a bit redundant to the sentient; Gravy, Whitey and E. Whitey are all creations of little ole me and I have never represented otherwise.
I swear to God, Mike.
Your turn Goat.
posted by PTT at 7:47 AM
1 Comments:
I must admit, I really do not understand why we spend so much time trying to point out the obvious fact about the multiple monickers for the same person. Frankly, I am willing to live with the fact that there may be more than one absolute f-ing idiot with no more sense than Goat, Note, Sweatpants, Dildo..........who cares! Trailer trash usually comes from trailer parks where these types seem to find one another. Looks like Midland Valley has several of them. There may, in fact, be more than one half-steppin, twin-birthin, dim, fool posting on the other site.......... but I doubt it. Funny thing is, I have never looked at the other site. I don't even know its address......and I still can tell just by reading the descriptions. Funny also that none of the myriad of Dildums personalities ever post over on this site........
I swear to God Mike.
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