I will put up for you to shut-up
I will give Amuzing Goat, Fine Wine and Blue Eyes one thousand dollars each and pay for their meal if all three will simultaneously meet me at the Eat Rite for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
How could you say no?
Pick a time, all three of you sit down for a meal and earn $1,000.00 each. How much trash pick-up will that pay for and it would only cost you about one hour of your time?
Just say when, my checkbook is right here in my pocket and I would love to meet all three of you. Heck, it is worth three thousand dollars.
I SWEAR TO GOD, MIKE.
posted by PTT at 8:36 AM
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What beautiful artwork :)
I'm skeeeeeerd :-O
Ghostbusters...
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, like the ORT
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good, like Owensby
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
I ain't afraid a no ghost
I ain't afraid a no ghost
If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head, Like Purzner Con
Who can you call (ghostbusters)
An' invisible man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
I ain't afraid a no ghost
I ain't afraid a no ghost
Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters)
If you're all alone pick up the phone
An call (ghostbusters)
I wouldn't put it past the, Wino Blue Goat, to pay some idiots to show up with her for the pay day, under the guise of those monikers she uses for her multiple personalities.
Lots of desperados at the Midwood will do anything for a pack of Newports and 10 bucks.
However, Mr. Gravy Whiteman, you do have a keen insight and would be able to detect an imposter.
A Goat by any other name is still a Goat.
Music,
You should be thanking these people for keeping track of you. Apparently you can't, so why not let them, it's not costing you a dime.
Just think after April 3rd, you'll realize this was all just a bad dream.
The message below is to Gravy and I from the infamous, Blue Wino Music Goat:
GOAT QUOTE: "Second, you are such a nasty person, I feel it would be beneath my standards to even associate with a person so evil second only to new girl in town." END OF GOAT QUOTE
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Please don't be jealous now, Gravy, I made 1st on Goats list of evil and nasty.....yippppieeee...I won! :-) Maybe next year, you will be in first place....ta da!!
Am I at a city council meeting?????
Seems like it................
This is sooooo much better than Days of Our Lives, thanks for the laughs, I've gotten a real kick out of ya'll for some time now:)
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