The Dumbest Post Ever: Sweaty Pickle Jumps the Shark!
The following was written by the Sweaty Pickle herself. The content is the most god aweful stupid statement I have encountered from the ORT. Savior it. I want to use the term "foggie" for some reason. If we had an idiot meter, it would have shattered while trying to grapple with old Sweaty's obviously antiquated view of the world.
I'm so busted. Where is Rex Davis when you need him eh Sweaty?
SweetPickle: "Oh, music thanks for asking, I've been working on my printer, it's a hot mess!! I've been printing all the posts on OVCC { Overlands Venomous Crusty Citizens} Anyway I have a large package ready to send to 97.1 talk Radio, Happy News!!
Can't wait to hear the Rudy, Tooties Fresh and Fruity News!!
My brain is teatering on complete system error as it endures wave after wave after wave of the most intense convulsionary laughter. This must be what LSD is like or I am having aniother anurism! I feel as if a giant cog has broken a tooth near my cerebelum. Oh, good lord my stomach. I went from a "six pack" to an "eight pack"! God damn, shit the bed, I can't believe what she said.
Hey dumbass,
You think maybe one or two of the folks over at Emmis Communications may just happen to be one or two of the nearly four hundred individuals that have viewed Gravy's profile this year?
(I am not going to attempt explaining how Blog Spot accounts for profile views, I mean, I would have a better chance of explaining the strong and weak nuclear forces to my five year old niece. Heck, I'll throw general and special relativity in to, as well as a critique of the Plato's Republic! Plato, the worlds first fascist.)
For F's Sake Sweaty, who do you think the first person I sent the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth....fortieth Nothing Butt Truth essays to. Hmmmmm. I give you a hint. The persons real name is Edward and his radio name rhymes with Gravy Crane Durham.
I need to walk around for a few moments to compose my thoughts. I'll be back in a moment. Oh, my my my......the world has passed her by.While your at it Sweaty, you ought to send a set of copies to Director Hoover over at the FBI. Dispatch the Fox Squad! What a tip you will have for KTFK. You will probably ask them to investigate Gravy Crane for stalking you! " I saw him outside the beauty parlor and I am telling the principal when I see him"
What a maroooooon. Let me save you some toner dumbass, send everyone at the station a link to Nothing Butt Truth through the use of the internet. It is also tree friendly. You ought to send a stack to Bob Highland too Sweaty, you know he is the axe when it comes to at your service.
I am in awe of the achievement, as if standing in front of a Mount Rushmore-esque Monument to Great American Dumbass' with Sweaty Pickle's enormous dome, carved out of the same material as her head and staring aimlessly into a setting sun. Duhhhhh.
The State ought not let you operate a motor vehicle.
Sweaty pay very close attention.........put every thing down including the scratchers cards.......ok......can you identify the difference between these two names? Read them slowly and make sure to take time to sound out the words: a. Edward Crane Durham, b. Gravy Crane Durham. Read the two again slowly and try to identify anything that may lead one to believe that the names are for two different people. Now a third time from the top.......
Ready Sweaty.....Go! We are waiting on your answer.
I'm so busted. Where is Rex Davis when you need him eh Sweaty?
SweetPickle: "Oh, music thanks for asking, I've been working on my printer, it's a hot mess!! I've been printing all the posts on OVCC { Overlands Venomous Crusty Citizens} Anyway I have a large package ready to send to 97.1 talk Radio, Happy News!!
Can't wait to hear the Rudy, Tooties Fresh and Fruity News!!
My brain is teatering on complete system error as it endures wave after wave after wave of the most intense convulsionary laughter. This must be what LSD is like or I am having aniother anurism! I feel as if a giant cog has broken a tooth near my cerebelum. Oh, good lord my stomach. I went from a "six pack" to an "eight pack"! God damn, shit the bed, I can't believe what she said.
Hey dumbass,
You think maybe one or two of the folks over at Emmis Communications may just happen to be one or two of the nearly four hundred individuals that have viewed Gravy's profile this year?
(I am not going to attempt explaining how Blog Spot accounts for profile views, I mean, I would have a better chance of explaining the strong and weak nuclear forces to my five year old niece. Heck, I'll throw general and special relativity in to, as well as a critique of the Plato's Republic! Plato, the worlds first fascist.)
For F's Sake Sweaty, who do you think the first person I sent the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth....fortieth Nothing Butt Truth essays to. Hmmmmm. I give you a hint. The persons real name is Edward and his radio name rhymes with Gravy Crane Durham.
I need to walk around for a few moments to compose my thoughts. I'll be back in a moment. Oh, my my my......the world has passed her by.While your at it Sweaty, you ought to send a set of copies to Director Hoover over at the FBI. Dispatch the Fox Squad! What a tip you will have for KTFK. You will probably ask them to investigate Gravy Crane for stalking you! " I saw him outside the beauty parlor and I am telling the principal when I see him"
What a maroooooon. Let me save you some toner dumbass, send everyone at the station a link to Nothing Butt Truth through the use of the internet. It is also tree friendly. You ought to send a stack to Bob Highland too Sweaty, you know he is the axe when it comes to at your service.
I am in awe of the achievement, as if standing in front of a Mount Rushmore-esque Monument to Great American Dumbass' with Sweaty Pickle's enormous dome, carved out of the same material as her head and staring aimlessly into a setting sun. Duhhhhh.
The State ought not let you operate a motor vehicle.
Sweaty pay very close attention.........put every thing down including the scratchers cards.......ok......can you identify the difference between these two names? Read them slowly and make sure to take time to sound out the words: a. Edward Crane Durham, b. Gravy Crane Durham. Read the two again slowly and try to identify anything that may lead one to believe that the names are for two different people. Now a third time from the top.......
Ready Sweaty.....Go! We are waiting on your answer.
posted by PTT at 11:24 PM
3 Comments:
Whistlers mother,
Loved reading your story. Thanks
I can see pickles running up to the store in the middle of the night to replace her ink cartridge. And then railing at the QT twit for not carrying toner! Don't you just hate it when your chasing your tail and even that doesn't work out right?
I assume this is in prepration for her stalking lawsuit. Or maybe defamation of character? (Wait, let me stop laughing.)
Donna, please look at Veronic O'Brien and her frivolous lawsuits and how those are working out for her before you consult a lawyer.
I thought I would take this issue on from a legal angle at www.overlandspeaksout.com.
I doubt that many of these folks we get anything out of it, but I thought it was worth a shot.
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