Wednesday, September 6

Forsaken Four File with Feds

I hope everyone enjoyed their labor day vacation as much as I did. I enjoyed a party, a wedding reception and hosted the first annual Yawning Man Festival on Monday.

We received word the Overland's Forsaken Four have rightfully filed suit in Federal Court as a result of Mayor Con's "personel decisions". I wonder how the Mayor is going to work Donna Dills into testimony for this case. I can't think of the need for the Expert Ass Counter in this case, but then again I can't think of any reason why the Carpet-Bagging confidant of Mayor Con would be involved in our City in the first place.

Speaking of testimony, anyone notice the coincidence between EJ's trial analysis post and the surrender of OverlandChat? They stepped in it deep with their strategy of putting five or six congenital liers and two people "Speaking in Tongues" on the stand. I betcha ole' has put together quite a list for his discovery requets.

Given they are incapable of being genuine, you know damn good and well something will come out of the trial that will be ugly for Ol Sweaty. Something like a grown man impersonating our Mayor through fraudulent e-mails and performing at the Boxer's n Briefs happy our.

"Ladies , Gentlemen and those in betwee, please direct your attention to stage four. Behind that feather boa is one of your favorite performers. How about a big boxers n briefs welcome for ..........THE COACH!"

Given the recent unilateral capitulation of OverlandChat, I found the following story somewhat amuzing.


OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Swiss driver caught speeding in Canada explained that he had been taking advantage of the ability to drive fast without hitting a goat, police said on Wednesday.

The driver was caught traveling 161 km/hr (100 mph) in a 100 km/hr zone in eastern Ontario Sunday.

"A motorist from Switzerland, used to driving around hills and mountains, takes advantage of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat," read the traffic officer's notes of the incident.

Local police said it was the first time they had ever heard of such an excuse.

"I've never been to Switzerland but obviously they must have a problem with that there," said police spokesman Joel Doiron, adding that in his 20 years of service he had never found a goat on the highways of eastern Ontario.

The Swiss driver's imaginative excuse did him little good. Police issued him a C$360 ($330) speeding ticket.

6 Comments:

Blogger New Girl in Town said...

I hope Mr. Swiss doesn't come to Overland and slap a goat with a glove and "demand satisfaction Mam" !

Goats take care and beware of the wild and crazy Mr. Swiss.

Now about the dancing wig.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Say not so.

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Blogger suzyjax said...

Federal Court? Darn! I thought maybe they would be naming Part 35 after Purzner soon.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Capitulation is but a bump in the road to Satisfaction. Those practicing the Two Finger Manifesto must themselves feel the fingers. Only then, can we be certain that they will take their ball and go home. Sure, there is no game once the ball is gone, but hey, they are gone and the game wasn't any fun anyway.

I only hope that the Big Herm has been enlightened with the thoughts from beyond. Discovery is essential and certain witnesses from the Preliminary Injunction hearing must be deposed, emails checked, hard drives scanned, etc. etc. Then, the fingers are felt and satisfaction demanded becomes satisfaction delivered.

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